Youre Getting Old

Have you ever scrolled Spotify’s top 100 list and thought to yourself, “Who the heck are these people?” or said, “8pm is too late to start a movie”? If so, then gather around with your side parts, skinny jeans, and craft beers because it’s time to play “You’re Getting Old”, a party game that proves age is just a number... but sometimes that number is higher than you'd like it to be. Each turn, a card is drawn with both an “old” and "redeem" prompt. If you've said or done what's listed on the "old" prompt, you move your avocado piece down one space on your “path to getting old” card. Congratulations, you're one step closer to the finish line... or should we say "the end of the line." But don't worry, there's a glimmer of hope! If you've said or done what's listed on the "redeem" prompt, you get to move back a space. It's a small victory, but it's a reminder that you still have some youth left in you. The player who reaches the end of the path first is the loser, and the player closest to the start wins, but let's be real, you're all losers in this game. For Adults ages 18+

• How To Play: Draw cards with an “old” and “redeem” prompt. Players move their pieces up and down their “path to getting old” card based on if they’ve said or done what’s listed on the prompt. For example, if you’ve every scrolled Spotify’s top 100 list and thought to yourself, “Who the heck are these people?” you have to move up a space.
• Designed for aging millennials ready to embrace their inner senior citizen.
• Gather around with your side parts, skinny jeans, and craft beers while you laugh at all the things you and your aging friends say/do now while competing to retain some semblance of your youth.
• For Adult ages 18-45. Best played with 3+ players.